President Bush Raises Terror Alert to "Mauve"

Washington DC- During a press conference late afternoon yesterday, President Bush today has decided to raise the United States terror level to an unprecedented level "Mauve" as seen in the chart below:

Level Mauve was achieved late afternoon yesterday when the President finally was able to fool a reporter, Alexander Levine, into sitting on a whoopee cushion during a press conference regarding Tuesday's election. President Bush reacted like it was a surprise to him, but could not hold back his boyish smirk. (below)

When asked about his involvement in the practical joke, he said "...it was the right course of action" and that "...we need to stay the course in this press conference". The crowd in at the conference started to get angry with the president.

President Bush was asked by a group of reporters if it was the right decision to place the whoopee cushion after knowing what he knows now and he responded "The intelligence that was gathered said that it was the right thing to do. I mean, c'mon, we all though he had weapons of pants destruction anyway, right?"

The staff at PaperSoup.com then asked John Kerry to respond to the President's actions and comments. In an exclusive but very short interview, all he said was "Wrong ass, wrong place, wrong time". Senator Kerry was also quoted as saying that if he were to do this, he would make sure to have international support before pulling a prank of this magnitude.

President Bush responded back to the Senator's comments by saying "You forgot about Poland."